Whoa there, digital explorer! 🕵️ You've stumbled into the forbidden zone - our secret downloads vault.
Did you think we'd just leave the door open? We're a security website for crying out loud!
$ cd /downloads/
Error: Permission denied
Scanning: Suspicious activity detected...
Warning: Intruder alert logged
$ echo "But I just wanted to look"
Response: Nope. Still no. 🚫
